Unang Hirit!

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Student: Ma'am, naa miy farewell party. Adto ka ma'am.

Teacher: Aw, ngano man mag-farewell man ka ? Magkita pa man ta pagkasunod take nimo ani na subject di ba?

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Student: Ma'am, asa ka nakapuyo?

Teacher: Sa among balay.

Student: Ma'am ui ...

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Student: Ma'am, magsummer ka? (Obviously referring if I will hold summer classes)

Teacher: Aw, siyempre .. alangan kamo lang mag-summer. Mag-beach pud ko ui!

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Teacher notices that one of her students is using his earphones.

Teacher: Mr. D, remove your earphones.

Student D: Ma'am, low batt naman to.

Teacher: Aw, sinong mas mukhang ewan sa atin? Ikaw ang nagagamit ng earphone tapos low batt na pala ang MP3 player.

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Teacher was explaining to the class but suddenly hears a loud voice.

Teacher: What was that?

Student who made the noise: Wala man ma'am.

Teacher: Liars go to hell .. (obviously inspired by a former classmate, hehe)

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Teacher: Class, you had 2 sets of quiz. Same questions but different order

Student K: Lagi ma'am, nakita man namin.

Teacher: At inamin mo din talaga na nagtingin ka sa papel ng iba.

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