Estudyante Blues

Teacher: What comes to mind when you hear the word "EVICTION"?
Students: PBB!
(Wannabes?)

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Teacher: Remember these 2 Remedies - "Accion Redhibitoria" and "Accion Quanti Minoris". Para madali ninyo maalala, isipin niyo lang na magic spells ito sa Harry Potter.
Immediately, students used their pens as if wands and saying the "magic spells"
(Epektib ka ha?)

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Student: Ma'am, pwede wala na lang adjusting entries? Lisod man gud.
Teacher: Aww, ayaw na lang pag-eskwela. Dali ra.
(Smile na lang!)

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Student: Ma'am, katulogon gud mi. Hapon man gud.
Teacher: Ai, ako kanina katulogon din. Pero ngayon, hindi na. Alam mo ano ang solution?
Student: Hindi ma'am.
Teacher: Ikaw maglecture dito.
(Nawala jud ang katulogon!)

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Student: Ma'am, nacheck na ang mga notebook? Pwede na namin makuha?
Teacher: Ah, oo .. nacheck na. Pero mamaya niyo na kunin. Alangan naman iwan niyo lang ako dito sa classroom.
(Nagklase pa di ai si ma'am)

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Student: Ma'am, mag-quiz ngayon?
Teacher: Hindi man. Bago lang tayo nag-quiz last meeting. Bakit? Gusto mo? Sige, mag-quiz tayo.
Student: Hindi ma'am! Hindi ma'am!
(Praning?)

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Teacher: Ok, that's it for today. See you next week since there will be no classes from Wednesday to Friday.
Students: Yehey! (Claps hands!)
Teacher: At masaya kayo na hindi niyo ako makita. Ganun pala ha? Akala niyo kayo lang masaya. Sige, class see you next week. Yehey! (Also claps hands!)
(Everybody happy!)

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